Cold hard poo.

I’m eating cheese on crackers at the moment and I’ve been talking with my friends Glen and Richard on msn messenger. I have just started a shiny new blog and it’s not my first. This is it and I find it’s always difficult starting them. That’s why I’ve decided on starting with just observing and sounding slightly childish. Don’t worry it will get better. See, I’ve even addressed the audience and i’ve now began the process of making your brain think that I’m an interesting person with thoughts, problems of my own, friends that I care about and, above all, opinions and observations of my own life that are of interest to you. There, getting a tiny bit more intelligent as I progress and let go, slipping into my slightly automatic but all me-controlled textual mind. You are welcome inside it and may view and freely describe it as you please, to me, to yourself, in any way you find necessary or meaningful.

I am not writing this as I think it, however, and as such may come off as sounding as though i ‘know what I’m talking about’. If you disagree with or think anything I have written is stupid you’re welcome to criticise but you will also fall into the textual trap of not writing what you are thinking.

I’m not sure Ive came across how I want. I think I’ll rewrite this.

See you soon,

Daniel